Q: If Kinja was a car, what would it be?

"Justin Young" (jus1029) 02/14/2014 at 00:11 • Filed to: Kinja

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A: Reliant Robin

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:12

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That's being mean to the Reliant Robin.

It would be a Morris Marina.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 02/14/2014 at 00:14

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You are correct sir

Justin Young > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 02/14/2014 at 00:15

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You wouldn't know when a piano will strike.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:16

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The Edsel would like a word with you.

Lets Just Drive > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:16

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Nope.

Why?

Oppo can be unstable at times, sure... but the truth is we go around corners pretty well. Oppo can seem like it's ready to roll over, but the truth is we have four wide, grippy tires planted. Oppo can seem crowded and small, but the truth is we have a lot of variety and room to move around. Oppo can seem slow and under powered at times but the truth is we have a monster engine powering things.

While I agree that Oppo can seem like a Reliant, I promise you, it's not.

ihm96 > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:18

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I was thinking a range rover or, better yet, an X6M. It has high goals and acts high class (read the reasons for new update), but seems to lack functionality and usefulness and is often updated just for vanity and changes sake.

Jordan Clifford > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:19

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DSG_Sport > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:20

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The Hyundai Accent 1.5 diesel. Because they couldn't afford to put in a fourth cylinder.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:20

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Honestly that was a little mean to the Reliant.

THOMAS5 > Lets Just Drive 02/14/2014 at 00:21

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Oppo: 240

Kinja: Robin

Justin Young > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/14/2014 at 00:22

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One of the controversial changes of the new Mustang!

Leadbull > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:26

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Except, unlike Orlove, Kinja just keeps rolling down the never ending hill of despair.

Rolling...

Rolling...

Rolling...

Destructive Tester > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 00:37

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Chrysler K Car... A steaming lump of shit dressed-up to look like about 17 different cars (websites).

NathSB > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 02/14/2014 at 00:37

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Did the Morris Marina go through numerous, arguably pointless revisions that only made it worse? This reminds me of some other car, but can't remember which one.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Jordan Clifford 02/14/2014 at 00:40

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If someone could make that gif say "Kinja'd" it would be absolutely perfect.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Justin Young 02/14/2014 at 01:16

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...

somethings wrong with me i loved that moment too much, such an amazing buildup.

DuckDraper > Destructive Tester 02/14/2014 at 07:54

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Yes this!!